The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!