The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...