A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...