Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...