Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...