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$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...