A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...