Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...