yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Two men camping
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Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Zen Quotes
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10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
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More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...