Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...