Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...