How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!