The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....