EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Why did he fire you?
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From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
blonde and the washing machine
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A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...