Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
New Viagra Product Lines!
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Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...