The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...