5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?