A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
What is intelligence?
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Nose Picking Glossary
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Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
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We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.