What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.