Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...