My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...