Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...