Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...