Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...