Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!