How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...