The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....