Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...