Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Aging
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Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...