Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...