Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...