Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...