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Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Whatever you want it to be
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Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...