St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...