How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!