Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Siamese Twins in England
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I have a big problem
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No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Dog jokes 05
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Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Bumpy Stickers!
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mosquito and a fly
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Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...