A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Four anti road protesters?
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