Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...