What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
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There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...