Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...