Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...