Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...