Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...