Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.