You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.