To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...