I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!