A Penny For Your Thoughts
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Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
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The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
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A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
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A Horse walks into a Bar
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Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!