Love Jesus
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What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
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My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...