Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...