fit over a bucket!
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Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
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Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
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Some years ago
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John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
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