Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...