Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...